lifeliviti: THESE COMPANIES WANT RIGHTS OVER STUFF THEY DID NOT CREATE. MAKE ME WANNA SELL OUT OF THE DRUNK OF MY CAR LIKE MASTER P DID BACK IN THE DAY

vargas_felipe: i'm fucking drunk, and i want to fuck someone.

KiriAnnWatson: white boy is drunk.....

NAP1212: @geenniiiii drunk huh!?!? You go girl.

eril13: Yesterday: got drunk again, almost fell in love, was hugged twice

ktsmurf: pleasantly drunk after a chance encounter with a fellow yarpster, now going out to smoke some of that free pipe tobacco. wish me luck!

MandiMerch: Tonight was wild. Sorry for all the drunk texts. Tomorrow may be just as nuts. @brittninoel gets into town!! <3

JamesJumpsuit: My sleeping pattern is all fucked up. I need to go to sleep, but it's a fucking waste of time. Holy lord, I need to be drunk, xo

AngelaWebber19: @DBeckhamCullen looks like. Didn't know you could get drunk. You'll have a heck of a hang over

fvia: im soo drunk, man

MissValeria: Drunkedy drunk boyfriend! http://yfrog.com/4pu7pj

deez_a_brat: @DJCLA I'm chill homie... But the girl I'm with... @arlynator uhhhhhh.... DRUNK? Hahahaha

NAP1212: @KennysTwiter damn I'm drunk! I wanna be drunk with you fools. And the teen!

edubsdaharlem1: @2Hollywood me either if we was drunk it would of been worse

Nuvaal: @noushskaugen haha i remember when i was drunk i the next day i had the biggest hangover i got up at 4:30pm i was sick for 1 week